Animal Art, Bertie Badger
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Bertie Badger loves to sit with his little stripey paws up reading a romantic novel and drinking tea.
We can hand write any phrase or quote of your choice on our prints.
This print comes unframed in a soft white mount..
This print comes in two sizes 8x10 and 12x16 both of which fit into shop bought frames.
Personalised phrase inspiration
Sass and attitude
- I look this good because I’m vegan
- What (and I can’t stress this enough) the fuck?
- My housekeeping style is ‘there appears to have been a struggle.’
- Wash your hands, you filthy animal.
- Sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to be here.
- Too glam to give a damn.
- I thought I was in a bad mood, but it’s been a few years.
- Maybe swearing will help.
- C'est la fuckin’ vie.
- You ok hun?
- Every day I add something new to the list of things that piss me off.
- Shine on, you crazy, perverted, alcoholic weirdos. Ya’ll my kinda people.
Drinks and shenanigans
- Did someone say gin?
- Step aside coffee, this is a job for alcohol.
- I have mixed drinks about feelings.
- Soup of the day: tequila.
- If it involves beer/wine/tea and slippers, I’m in.
- I enjoy long romantic walks down the wine aisle.
- In vodka/gin/rum/beer’s defense, I’ve done some pretty wild things sober.
- My hobbies include dancing on tables and drinking gin/wine/prosecco.
- If you have to ask if it’s too early for wine, are we even friends?
Uplifting/motivational
- You’re amazing, remember that.
- Never forget the big dreams you had when you were little.
- Dream big, little one.
- You don’t have to be perfect to be amazing.
- Be yourself; everyone else is taken.
- Why try to fit in when you were born to stand out?
- Kind people are my kinda people.
- Your vibe attracts your tribe.
- Be brave enough to dream.
- Live the life you imagined.
- You are always stronger than you think.
Light hearted LOLs
- Have you tried turning it off and on again?
- Chuck it in the ‘fuck it’ bucket and move on.
- When somebody told me I lived in a fantasy world, I almost fell off my unicorn.
- I’m running on a diet of coffee, avocados, and gin.
- Don’t grow up, it’s a trap.
- In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
- I followed my heart; it led me to the fridge.
- Even I don’t believe it when I say I’ll be ready in five minutes.
Love and friendship
- I never let my best friend do stupid things… alone.
- I’d shave my legs for you.
- Never mind the butterflies; I have the whole zoo with you.
- You make my heart smile.
- Be somebody who makes everybody feel like a somebody.
- You’re the reason I get up every morning. Just kidding, it’s the cat.
- I just want someone to push me against the wall and whisper, ‘I’ll cook dinner.’
- If I had my life over, I’d find you sooner so I could love you longer.
Stay wild
- Stay wild and epically cool.
- Blame it on my wild side.
- Take a walk on the wild side.
- You bring out the animal in me.
- Be crazy, be wild, be free.
- Blessed are the curious, for they shall have adventures.
- Let new adventures begin.
- Keep your head in the clouds and your feet on the stars.
Animal antics
- Stay Owlsome
- Owl you need is love
- Looking sharp
- Never stop looking up
- Home is where the horse is
- You are dinomite
- I’m the kinda cat that likes to do my own thing
Animal Art, Bertie Badger