Animal art, Slade the mandrill

£25.00

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Slade is modelling a cotton lawn, ditzy floral print shirt. He loves nothing more than a night in with a pot of tea, barrel of biscuits and a 1000 piece puzzle.

We can hand write any phrase or quote of your choice on our prints.

Favourite phrase: I'm not weird I'm a limited edition.

Your print will be delivered to you hand signed, in a white mount. Flat packed unframed.

Personalised phrase inspiration

Sass and attitude
  • I look this good because I’m vegan
  • What (and I can’t stress this enough) the fuck?
  • My housekeeping style is ‘there appears to have been a struggle.’
  • Wash your hands, you filthy animal.
  • Sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to be here.
  • Too glam to give a damn.
  • I thought I was in a bad mood, but it’s been a few years.
  • Maybe swearing will help.
  • C'est la fuckin’ vie.
  • You ok hun?
  • Every day I add something new to the list of things that piss me off.
  • Shine on, you crazy, perverted, alcoholic weirdos. Ya’ll my kinda people.
Drinks and shenanigans
  • Did someone say gin?
  • Step aside coffee, this is a job for alcohol.
  • I have mixed drinks about feelings.
  • Soup of the day: tequila.
  • If it involves beer/wine/tea and slippers, I’m in.
  • I enjoy long romantic walks down the wine aisle.
  • In vodka/gin/rum/beer’s defense, I’ve done some pretty wild things sober.
  • My hobbies include dancing on tables and drinking gin/wine/prosecco.
  • If you have to ask if it’s too early for wine, are we even friends?
Uplifting/motivational
  • You’re amazing, remember that.
  • Never forget the big dreams you had when you were little.
  • Dream big, little one.
  • You don’t have to be perfect to be amazing.
  • Be yourself; everyone else is taken.
  • Why try to fit in when you were born to stand out?
  • Kind people are my kinda people.
  • Your vibe attracts your tribe.
  • Be brave enough to dream.
  • Live the life you imagined.
  • You are always stronger than you think.
Light hearted LOLs
  • Have you tried turning it off and on again?
  • Chuck it in the ‘fuck it’ bucket and move on.
  • When somebody told me I lived in a fantasy world, I almost fell off my unicorn.
  • I’m running on a diet of coffee, avocados, and gin.
  • Don’t grow up, it’s a trap.
  • In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
  • I followed my heart; it led me to the fridge.
  • Even I don’t believe it when I say I’ll be ready in five minutes.
Love and friendship
  • I never let my best friend do stupid things… alone.
  • I’d shave my legs for you.
  • Never mind the butterflies; I have the whole zoo with you.
  • You make my heart smile.
  • Be somebody who makes everybody feel like a somebody.
  • You’re the reason I get up every morning. Just kidding, it’s the cat.
  • I just want someone to push me against the wall and whisper, ‘I’ll cook dinner.’
  • If I had my life over, I’d find you sooner so I could love you longer.
Stay wild
  • Stay wild and epically cool.
  • Blame it on my wild side.
  • Take a walk on the wild side.
  • You bring out the animal in me.
  • Be crazy, be wild, be free.
  • Blessed are the curious, for they shall have adventures.
  • Let new adventures begin.
  • Keep your head in the clouds and your feet on the stars.
Animal antics
  • Stay Owlsome
  • Owl you need is love
  • Looking sharp
  • Never stop looking up
  • Home is where the horse is
  • You are dinomite
  • I’m the kinda cat that likes to do my own thing
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